Wednesday Wonderisms..It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas? Really?
Hi, my name is Angela and I am addicted to salt. It has been five days since my last real taste of this most beloved condiment. I'm doing okay, so far. I don't believe my family is planning an intervention, but most addicts probably don't believe their families are conniving behind their backs. Oh wait, yes they do. Anyway, this salt free lifestyle I have begun leads me to my first Wednesday Wonderism:
1. If we, as a people, can send a man to the moon, why on earth can't we invent a real salt substitute that actually tastes like salt? The world is full of ultra smart scientists that build rocket ships, so why then must we turn to Mrs. Dash to fulfill that saline need? Mrs. Dash, I'm sorry. I do not like you; you are not worthy...you don't even look like salt.
While we are on the subject of rocket scientists, why can't they come up with a cigarette that won't kill you? Just asking.
2. When you say you want more air conditioning, or cooler air, in your house, do you say, "turn up the A/C" or "turn down the A/C?"
3. Why must we start celebrating Christmas at the first of November? Last year one local radio station began playing Christmas music in October! Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas and despite what my husband says, I am not Mrs. Scrooge, but I think beginning the season so early takes away from the "specialness" of Christmas, not to mention that the Thanksgiving holiday gets a bit of a shaft. The bottom line is this: If I am hearing "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" and "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" on the radio on November 1st, by December 24th, I'm "Christmased" out...and may exhibit Scrooge-like characteristics! Ba Humbug!
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Gotta run. I'm busy working on stuff for my first craft fair. I've been sewing up make up bags, key fobs, and zippered wristlets. I hope to have some photos to post by the end of the week, so stay tuned!